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- By purple hat Date 31-03-2013 12:28
TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE  USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR  CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department  store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT  UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY  PLEASE RETURN IT OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an  office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY  THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING  BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES,  ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL  BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a  safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR  CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,  THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's  field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS  THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair  shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE  KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK).

Now that  you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and  send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).  We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.
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