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- By purple hat Date 08-05-2013 14:26

> A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.  She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.


> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
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> "What are you doing?!" she asked.


"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.

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> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
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> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
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> "Love dress? But you're naked!"
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> "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained.
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> " It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me"
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> The mother-in-law left.
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> When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.  He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
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> "What are you doing?" he asked.


"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

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> "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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> He never heard the gunshot

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